emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a goddess

(via imagine-amsterdam)

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lucifeur:

upabovetheclouds:

Two more months and it’s 2015 what the fuck

I swear it was 2012 and we were all freaking out about the world ending like three months ago

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earthdad:

don’t ever talk to someone while you’re horny it is a bad idea and you’ll regret it

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lilsoft:

R U Mine?
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dermythosdessisyphos:

wewillavenge-it:

nickiminiall:

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?

glasses

(via br0kendreammss)

stoned-levi:

stoned-levi:

There’s nothing wrong with girls who do a lot to maintain their appearance and there’s nothing wrong with girls who do very little to maintain their appearance but there’s something extremely fucking wrong with girls who think it’s okay to judge girls for doing either or. Shut your crusty ass up for 10 seconds and let a bitch live.

oh so y’all don’t reblog my funny posts but THIS gets ya clappin

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cherokee-days:

fallkirkshire:

His & Hers: Libations

Sweet tea-bourbon kisses.

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taylranne:

Unwind.
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